50 Ways to Know You’re the Greatest Player Ever

Whether it’s the look from across the room, the way they look at you during a conversation, the casual escalation to a spontaneous touch , a player knows how the game is played. They realize that it’s not about their physical attractiveness, but more about how to use attraction to seduce women.

However, most people agree that it is not a lifestyle that you should embrace long-term. And because you can do a lot of damage during your career as a player, there are women who speak with horror about the ‘ player ‘. Does that make it a terrible thing to be a big player? No, but it depends on who you ask and how you treat women. There is nothing wrong with having an active and vibrant sex life – as long as you are respectful to everyone involved.

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Am I a big player?

When it comes to dating, it’s often said that you’re either a player or someone being played with. Which team are you on? No idea? You know you’re a player when…

1. you often don’t recognize women when they have their clothes on.
2. you get withdrawal symptoms when Tinder is down.
3. you keep a spreadsheet with statistics about opening lines.
4. there is a stripper pole in the middle of your bedroom.
5. half of the numbers in your smartphone are listed as female first name + meeting location.
6. you have ever said during sex that they can continue together while you go to the toilet.
7. you still smile on Monday morning about something you did on Saturday night.
8. you immediately ask for extra towels when you check in at a hotel.
9. you are running out of reasons to tell your colleagues why you can’t have drinks with them again on Friday evening.
10. you’ve seen most women naked before you meet them.
11. you can’t remember the last time you had pubic hair.
12. you have to explain to the neighbors that you are not running a B&B for women.
13. no one has ever worn a swimsuit in your hot tub.
14. you’re more likely to forget your phone than a condom.
15. You often go to parties ‘lightly dressed’ because you know they won’t stay on for long.
16. your friends call you Casanova , Don Juan or womanizer .
17. you have a monthly subscription for condoms, lubricant and Red Bull.
18. You have a bunch of thongs in your closet that aren’t yours.
19. you woke up in the morning next to someone you’ve never met before.
20. you’ve gotten used to keeping your head out of the frame of selfies.
21. You often use the term ‘happened to meet’ when people ask how you know a woman.
22. You have chosen your furniture because it repels certain forms of moisture.
23. you often come home with your hair in disarray.
24. you get birthday texts from women you no longer remember.
25. you are the only one on your soccer team who also shaves his balls.
26. you regularly call someone the wrong name during sex.
27. you have learned not to use names during sex anymore.
28. you know the best angle to photograph your genitals.
29. you handed out business cards without talking about work.
30. all your holiday photos consist of sleeping women.
31. you avoid any conversation about exclusivity.
32. you no longer have sexual fantasies .
33. you associate your memories with the wrong women and are pointed out to them.
34. you are more concerned about a pimple around your genitals than on your face.
35. you have free accommodation in every European capital.
36. you can measure the cup size with your hands.
37. you know what negging means.
38. you can tell with 99% certainty whether a woman has breast implants and what type.
39. The postman on Valentine’s Day has to ring the doorbell to deliver all the mail.
40. your friends ask why they never get invited to your “parties.”
41. you have a secret folder with videos on your smartphone.
42. you have considered purchasing a sex swing.
43. you can only call most women you know by their first name.
44. the police have visited you to check that you are not running an illegal brothel.
45. keep your notes on pick-up lines you can use.
46. you have a favorite brand and type of condoms.
47. you go to work on Monday morning to rest.
48. your friends lied for you.
49. you spend more time on your dating profile than on your resume.
50. you had to laugh at ten or more of these signs.

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